CA
Calculator's 'About'
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the historian's habit of not bothering to calculate the dates of birth or death of historical characters precisely, instead calculating loosely on the lines of Tony McCoy O'Grady 1950 ca., when they were too lazy to check it out.
1984242 
CA (2)
Clearly Around
Rico Leffanta
1984242 
CAAS
Can't Anyone Agree on Something?
Credit: Spoof of a project with the same acronym.  This expansion better describes how the project is going.
1984242 
CAATINGA
Covering An Arboreal Tract In Natural Granite Area
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984245 
CAB
Contains Autoist Bottom
Dustan Dowsing
1984572 
CABBAGE
Certainly At Best Boiled, Always Gets Eaten
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984467 
CABINET
Caring About Business Induces Negative Employer's Threat
Dundee
1984605 
CABINET (2)
Collectivity Assures Blame Is Never Effectively Tackled
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984605 1984413 
CABLE
Crappy Asyncronous Bandwidth Limited Experience
SafT
1984419 
CABLE (2)
Connect And Begin Leeching Excessively
Angela Brett
1984419 
CABLE MODEM
Can Anyone Bite Large Exterior?  May Obviously Damage Entrails, Ma'am.
Jeff Anonymous
1984611 
CACKLE
Created Audible Comedic Kinesis... Logically Enough
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984509 
CACKLE (2)
Children And Counterparts Keep Laughing Endlessly
Rico Leffanta
1984509 
CACKLING
Chuffed About Carrying Key Lime IBook - Not Gloating!
Angela Brett, who still grins/cackles joyously when she thinks about having a <KEY LIME> <IBOOK>, and how she came to have it.
1984509 1984317 
CAD
Cowardly And Deceitful
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984704 
CAD (2)
Can't Actually Draw
Tony McCoy O'Grady (CAD usually stands for Computer Aided Design)
1984299 1984242 
CADMIUM
Chemical Apparently Defends Metals In Unfriendly Milieus.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984323 
CAFFEINE
Cola And Fizz For Extensive Infusion of Nightly Energy
MLF
1984305 1984539 
CAITIFF
Character Always Inclined Toward Inheriting Friend's Fortune
Rico Leffanta
1984362 
CAIUS MARCIUS
Coriolanus, An Invincible Uptight Soldier, Makes Aufidius Resentful - Crushed In Unsuccessful Siege
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Coriolanus
1984479 
CAKE
Cooks A Kiss Edible
Rico Leffanta, because of a woman who told him the only way she could kiss her sons was to bake them a cake.
1984467 
CAKE = TOO REAL PIE!
Circumference (Around Kitchen Edible) = Two (One + One) * Radius * (Eating Always Luscious) Pi (Irrational Escape!)
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Boston Cream Cake: Also (Too) Pie!
1984467 1984629 
CALCIUM
Common And Like Chalk It's, Unusually, Metallic
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984323 
CALCULATE
Costs: Accurately Logged! Counter Unnecessary Longings! Advance Truth Empathetic!
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
1984605 
CALCULATOR
Complex And Liberating Creation - Users Lose Ability To Orchestrate Ratios
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984251 1984518 
CALCULATOR (2)
Challenged - Arithmetically Love Computing Using Least-Advanced, Typically Onmoney Reckoning!
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
1984251 1984518 
CALCULATOR (3)
Children Always Love Computing Using Least-Advanced, Typically Onmoney Reckoning!
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
1984251 1984518 
CALCULATOR (4)
Children Always Look Comfortable Using Least-Advanced, Typically Onmoney Reckoning!
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
1984518 1984251 
CALCULUS
Complicated Algebraic Logic for Calculating Useful Limits and Undefined Sums
Angela Brett
1984251 
CALENDAR
Complete Annual List, Entaililing Numerous Divisions And Rectangles
Matthew Oram
1984356 
CALENDAR (2)
Creation Actually Lists Every "Next Day". Annually Replaced.
Roger Williams
1984356 
CALIBAN
Creature Accepts Life Is Brutish And Nasty
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's The Tempest
1984404 
CALIFORNIUM
Classified Actinide. Lecturers In Fusion Often Refer. Named In University's Memory.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984323 
CALL A COP
Cancel All Laws Limiting Any Christmas Office Party
Rico Leffanta
1984476 1984860 
CALL BACKS
Compile A Little Log Book About Customers - Keep Secret!
Tony McCoy O'MayIHaveFiveMinutesOfYourTimeToDiscussXYZ?
1984605 
CALLIOPE
Could A Lovely Lady Inspire One Poet's Eloquence?
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984935 
CALORIE
Cannot Allow Living Off Rapturous Impulsive Eating
Rico Leffanta
1984467 1984941 
CALORIE (2)
Can A Living Organism Release Its Energy?
Angela Brett
1984941 
CALUMET
Can Anyone Lend Us More Egalitarian Tobacco?
Rico Leffanta
1984338 
CALVARY
Christ At Last Validated And Respectfully Yielded
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984326 
CAMBODIA
Completely Appalling - Millions Butchered Or Died In Atrocities.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984350 
CAMEL
Cigarettes Affect Many Emphysemic Lungs
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984884 
CAMEL (2)
Carrying Amorous Males to Exquisite Ladies
Mary Carr
1984494 1984572 
CAMELOT
Court Arthur Made (into) Exceptional Legend - Or Truth?
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984461 
CAMELOT (2)
Can A Myth Endure, Lingering Over Time?
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984461 
CAMELOT (3)
Could A Mythology Evolve Loosely On Truth?
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984461 
CAMEO
Charming And Magnificently Executed Ornament
TMcCO'G
1984995 
CAMEO (2)
Caught Amongst Movie Extras Once
TMcCO'G
1984287 
CAMERA
Capture A Moment - Enlargements Readily Available
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984518 
CAMERA (2)
Can A Machine Easily Record Activities?
Roger Williams
1984518 
CAMEROON
Central African Mountainous Equatorial Region, Offshoot Of Nigeria.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984350 
CAMILLAGATE
Could A Man In Love Leave Another Girl... And The Empire?
Angela Brett, referring to the 1993 'Camillagate' scandal involving secretly recorded phone conversations between Prince Charles and Camilla Parker-Bowles.
1984365 1984659 
CAMILLE JAVAL
Can Any Man In Love Leave Early Just As Virgin Accepts Love?
Rico Leffanta (Camille Javal is better known as Brigitte Bardot)
1984851 
CAMINO
Can't Anyone Make Intelligent Naming Options?
Rob Rix (they changed Chimera's name to Camino recently. I think there is/was an X-Windows browser called Chimera already out there.)
1984779 
CAMLAN
Conflict As Modred Lead Arthur's Nemesis
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984461 
CAMPAIGN
Come And Make Protest, Abuse Is Growing Nationwide
Tony McCoy O'Grady, in response to this request on the Apronyms Forums: We are forming a new community group to end abuse, we are looking for a catchy acronym using the A for abuse.  We don't want to limit ourselves to only family violence, or child abuse.  Our purpose is to educate and raise awareness.
1985022 
CAMP FOX
Courtesan's A Military Prostitute - Financed Outta X-factor
Tony McCoy O'Grady - who just discovered that British service personnel are paid an 'X-factor' to compensate for the disruptions and disadvantages of life in the armed forces..... and thought "what better way for a soldier to spend his X-factor than on a Camp Follower - maybe even a foxy one.
1984455 1984365 
CAMPING
Canvas Accommodation Mightn't Persist In Nasty Gale.
Angela Brett
1984581 
CAMPUS
Conveniently Assembled, Many Professors & University Students
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984473 1984701 
CANADA
Canucks Are Not Americans! Dammit All!
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984350 
CANCER
Can Anyone Not Comprehend? (it's) Entire Rot!
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984452 
CANCER (2)
Cell Apoptosis? Never! Choke Every Rival.
Angela Brett
1984488 
CANDELA
Calculating A Non-Dark (Electrically Lit?) Area
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984941 
CANDLE
Cylindrical Artifact, Non Dripping, Light Emitting.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984536 
CANDY
Chocolates And Nougat Delight You
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984956 
CAN I HAVE ONE?
Could Angela Nab It? Hallowed Apple Vendors Even Offer Not-for-sale Evangelism.
Angela Brett, commenting on the many pieces of Apple merchandise (some of which only staff of Apple and AppleCentres should be able to get a hold of) she's managed to acquire for free simply by asking friendly Apple dealers.
1984317 
CAN I SMACK YOU
Couple Are Newly Into Sado-Masochism & Although Comfortably Kinky, Yet (are) Obviously Understated
TMcCO'G
1984365 
CANNABIS
Common Around Netherlands, Not Accepted By International Society
Angela Brett
1984554 
CANNABIS (2)
Class A Narcotic? No... A Barely Illegal Substance.
Angela Brett
1984554 
CANNES 2000 MOVIE STARS
Cinema Awards Nailing Names Especially Stars 2 (to) 0 (oh!) 0 (oh!) 0 (oh!) Move Over Venus! I'm Easily Superior To Aphrodite's Regional Success!
Rico Leffanta
1984287 
CANOE
Can Anyone Navigate Ocean Ebb?
Rico Leffanta
1984572 
CANOE (2)
Can A Novice Overturn Easily?
Roger Williams
1984572 1984581 
CANOPY
Can Abundant Nylon Overhead Protect You?
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984824 
CAN'T SEE
Cannot Actually Notice Things, Sadly 'Empty' Eyes
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984488 
CAPACITIES
Cupful And Pint And CC, Intended To Itnternationalise Exact Standards
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984941 
CAPE VERDE
Claimed As Portuguese Earlier. Volcanic. Emerged Republican, Destitution, Emigration.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984350 
CAPI
Contemptible And Pitiful Interface
CAPI = Crypto Application Programming Interface (Microsoft)
1984242 1984512 
CAPITAL
Chief Among Population's Inhabited Towns Across Landscape
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984371 
CAPITALIST COUNTRY
 Creation of A Product, Intensive Television Advertising, Launch It, Start Taking Cash Off Unwary Nitwits. The Revenue's Yours
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984413 
CAPITAL LETTERS PLEASE
Could All Participants Integrate Their Acronym Lettering. Let's Explain That This Eases Reading. Some People Leave Expansions Abyssmally Sloppily Executed!
Tony McCoy O'Grady, when Edwin didn't capitalise the initials in his expansion.
1984320 
CAPITOL
Congested Area Politicians Inhabit To Oversee Legislation
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984413 1984701 
CAPRICORN
Can A Prediction Really Indicate Close Ones' Romantic Notions?
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984452 
CAPS
Cease All Pathetic Shouting
Steve Keate
1984533 
CAPS LOCK
Creating Acronyms? Please See Listed Obligations - Charter's Known
Tony McCoy O'Grady and Angela Brett, because of the rule in <THE ACRONYMISTS' CHARTER> saying that <IF YOU PUT A WORD IN CAPS YOU MUST ACRONYMISE IT>.
1984320 
CAPS LOCK (2)
Could Angela Perhaps Say, "Luck's Out... Charter's Known!"?
Jeff Anonymous (see <CAPS LOCK>)
1984320 
CAPTAIN
Complacent And Peremptory - Thinks Army-life Is Nice
Tony McCoy O'Grady and Mike Redmond
1984587 
CAPTURE
Copse Attack! Plot Tracks! Unnameable Rewards! Existence!
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Capture escapee.
1984455 
CAPTURE (2)
Create Apronyms, Pert Terms Unbearable! Recall Effortlessy!
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
1984320 
CAPULET
Cantankerous And Proud - Ultimately Learns Eternal Truth
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet
1984599 
CAR
Carries Around Riders
Edwin Hermann
1984572 
CARAMEL
Chewy And Relatively Aromatic - Mine's Especially Lovely
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984956 
CARAVAN
Cruises All 'Round Area - Vacationers' Abode, Normally.
Angela Brett
1984572 
CARBON
Constituent All Real Breathing Organisms Need
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984323 
CARBON SINK
Can Arboretums Really Balance One Nation's Soaring Industrial Noxiousness? Kooky!
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984794 
CARD
Cat's Anus Really Damaged
Jeff Anonymous, explaining what happens if your cat thinks your sound card smells like fish.
1984611 
CARD (2)
 Can Actually Rupture Duodenum
Jeff Anonymous and Angela Brett
1984611 
CARDINAL WOLSEY
Catholic - Asks Rome's Delay In Nullity. Anne's Lutheran Ways Offend, Leaves Strong Evidence, Yes?
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's King Henry VIII
1984431 
CARDS
Clubs, Auricles, Royalty, Diamonds and Spades
Angela Brett. WARNING, plug coming up... (And don't forget to check out my card game, Once in a Lifetime! It's at http://acronyms.co.nz/software/OIAL.html)
1984647 
CARE
Create A Rapport, Eventually
Angela Brett
1984362 1984275 
CARE (2)
Call Auntie Regularly, Everyone!
Patricia Rix
1984362 1984275 
CAREER
Can A Really Elderly Entrant Rise?
Patricia Rix, adding: Or has one reached forced retirement?
1984977 
CARING
'Concern' - A Requirement In Nurses Globally
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984704 1984974 
CARLOS
Catch Australian's Real Life On Screen
Angela Brett (Carlo was one of the housemates on the third series of Australian Big Brother.)
1984269 1984332 
CARMEN
Cigarette Artisan's Rose Mesmerises Engaged Nobleman
 TMcCO'G
1984521 
CARNIVAL
Concussed After Rollercoaster, Now I've Vomited A Lollipop
Angela Brett
1984521 
CARNIVAL (2)
Consume All Rich Nosh In Vernally Attuned Lunacy
Tony McCoy O'Grady (Carnival comes from carnem + levare: to put away meat, which was done at Lent)
1984953 1984467 
CAROL
Christmastime Aria Remembering Our Lord
Angela Brett
1984410 1984860 
CAROLINE
Created A Radio Offshore, Living In Nautical Environment
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to Radio Caroline, a 1960s pirate radio station based off the coast of England and the forerunner of modern rock stations
1984707 1984410 
CARPOOL
Can Assist Reducing Pollution On Our Lives
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984572 
CARRION
Carcasses Are Ripe & Rotting; It's One Nightmare!
Roger Williams
1984398 1984665 
CARROT
Chewing A Root? Remarkable Optical Talents!
Tony McCoy O'Grady (Carrots' reputation for improving one's eyesight springs, I believe, from propaganda the British put out in the 2nd World War to keep radar a secret from the Germans)
1984467 
CARS
Carriages Are Roadworthy, Sometimes
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984572 
CARTS
Clydesdales Are Really Tough Species
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984572 
CAS
Computer Aided Sleuthing
Tony McCoy O'Grady, after much conversation about his sleuthing around one of Angela's stacks.
1984242 
CASABLANCA
Can American Smoothie Assist Brave Lover Against Nazism's Callous Agents?
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984287 
CASANOVA
Cast A Shadow And Never Offer Virgins Asylum!
Rico Leffanta
1984365 
CASCADE
Cataract As Stream 'Collapses' And Drenches Everything
Tony McCoy O'Grady, who can't think of a C word which describes what a waterfall does, but is quite happy with 'collapses'
1984527 
CASE WORKER
Cast Away Should Easily Waste Other Ratepayers' Kind Equity Really
wishes
1984485 
CASH
Collect And Spend Heavily
Edwin Hermann
1984602 
CASH (2)
Cheques Aren't So Heavy!
Angela Brett
1984602 
CASH (3)
Complements A Shopper's Handbag
Angela Brett
1984602 
CASH (4)
Change A Shopper Hoards
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984602 
CASH (5)
Could A Safe Help?
Roger Williams
1984602 
CASINO
Cents And Sense In, Nothing Out
Angela Brett
1984521 1984701 1984602 
CASSANDRA
Cancer's Always Stressful. Stamina And Nerve Develop, Reducing Anxiety
Patricia Rix, referring to George's great niece, who celebrated her 13th birthday by beginning chemotherapy.
1984422 
CASSEROLE
Chef Appetisingly Slowly Stews Everything, Result's Often Luscious Eating
Tony McCoy Escoffier
1984467 
CASSETTE
Cartridge And Spools 'Show' Electronic Tape Through Encoding
TMcCO'G
1984518 
CASSIO
Conspiracy Abounds - Soldier's Steadfast Innocence Outlasts
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Othello
1984608 
CASSIUS
Chance-taking And Self Seeking - Is Ultimately Suicidal
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Julius Caesar and Antony and Cleopatra
1984593 
CAST
Circumvent Any Strong Typing
Angela Brett (the strong type-checking of programming languages such as C++ can easily be got around by casting.)
1984512 
CASTANETS
Clacky And Staccato, These Are No-longer Exclusive To Spain
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984680 
CASTLE
Companions Are Secure, They Lockout Enemy
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984701 
CASTRATE
Cut Away Scrotum's Testicles Rendering A Total Eunuch
Rico Leffanta
1984398 
CASTRATION
Cutting Away Sexual Tackle's Really Abhorrent. The Idea's Outstandingly Nauseating
Tony McCock O'Grady
1984398 
CAT
Cute And Tame
Angela Brett, while designing the icon for the 'Export Acronym' button.
1984494 
CAT (2)
Conceited And Temperamental
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984494 
CAT (3)
Created to Attack Toes
Steve Keate
1984494 
CAT (4)
Creatures Are Terrific!
Patricia Rix
1984494 
CAT (5)
Cuddly And Treasurable
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984494 
CAT (6)
Cute At Times
Gavin Lambert - My cat can look quite cute sometimes -- when she feels like it :)
1984494 
CATACOMB
Can Any Tomb Accept Concubines Of Men Buried?
Rico Leffanta
1984245 1984665 
CATCH THEM!
Citizens Alert!/Arrest! Terrorists/Temporisers! Child-molesters! Hoodlums! Trials ==> Hopefully, Execute Murderers!
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
1984476 
CATCHY
Cultivating Abusive Traits Can Harm Yourself
Angela Brett, in response to the same request as <WATCH OUT>, after mentioning an earlier acronym, <STOP THE ABUSING> which is not very <CATCHY>.
1985022 
CATEGORY
Can A Tame Elephant Grow On Raspberry Yoghurt?
Angela Brett, while testing part of this stack.
1984353 
CATEGORY LISTING
Choose A Topic - Each Gets One Record. You'll Love It... See Tachygraphy In Natural Groupings.
Angela Brett, who thought she ought to acronymise the headings of the category listing pages (http://acronyms.co.nz/catindex.html) since they're in capitals.
1984965 
CATEGORY LISTING (2)
Collection of Apronyms ('Tached Expansions) Going On Related Yarns; Limiting Information Shown Together In Networked Group
Gavin Lambert (a category listing serves two important functions: (1) keeping related items together, (2) reducing clutter on each page)
1984965 
CATEGORY NAMES
 Classification Attempts To Enable 'Grouping' Of Resources. You Need Allow & Maintain Easy Searching
TMcCO'G
1984965 
CATERPIE
Can Attack by Tackle. Eventually, Rest in Peace In Encounters
Dundee (Caterpie is Pokemon #10)
1984284 
CATERWAUL
Consternation And Torture/Torment Ensues Regularly When Awful Ululations Linger
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984653 
CAT FOOD
Can Anything Taste Fine Once Odor's Detected?
Patricia Rix
1984746 
CATH
Common Abbreviation. Though Horrid
Tony McCoy O'Grady, who prefers Cathy, or Kate.
1984422 
CATHERINE
Cunning And Thoroughly Horrid & Evil - Russia's Infamous Nightmare Empress
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984389 1984422 1984731 
CATHOLIC
Concerned About The Holiest Of Liturgies In Churches
Tony McCoy O'Cardinal
1984326 
CATHY
Crafty Anagram To Her Yacht
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984422 1984314 
CAT IN THE HAT
Children Are Taught In Nursery - Through Hearing Educational & Happy Anthropomorphic Tale
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984914 
CAT SCAN
Canine Attempt To Sniff & Calculate Adversary's Nearness
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984494 
CATULLUS
Can't Anyone Tell Useless Love Leaves Us Senseless?
Rico Leffanta
1984365 
CAUCHY
Complex Analysis Understood Completely... Huge Yield!
Angela Brett
1984293 
CAVALIER
Charles' Allies Victorious Against Loathsome Illicit Emergent Roundheads
TMcCO'G
1984731 1984455 
CBD
Congested Buildings Downtown
It actually means Central Business District, but when Angela mentioned it Tony McCoy O'Grady didn't know this, so thought of his own ideas.
1984242 
CBD (2)
City By the Docks
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984242 
CBD (3)
Conglomeration of Bums and Drunks
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984242 
CD
Can't Digest
Steve Keate (see <DONGLE (3)>)
1984611 
CD BURNER
Cannot Digest Bits Used Recording Next Electronic Retake
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984611 
CD-ROM
Can't Detect Round Of Metal
Angela Brett, whose CD-ROM drive can no longer see when there's a CD in it.
1984614 
CD-ROM (2)
Can't Download - Rate 'Orribly Mired
Gavin Lambert - I periodically try to download a Linux install CD (mostly out of curiosity), but as I've only got a 56k connection it takes too long :(
1984668 
CD-RW
Can Dislocate Rectal Walls
Jeff Anonymous
1984611 1984242 
CEASE
Cry 'End Abuse' - Support Education
Tony McCoy O'Grady, in response to this request on the Apronyms Forums: We are forming a new community group to end abuse, we are looking for a catchy acronym using the A for abuse.  We don't want to limit ourselves to only family violence, or child abuse.  Our purpose is to educate and raise awareness.
1985022 
CELEBI
Celebrity Evidently Loves Every Body, Inclusively
Tony McCoy O'Grady, who doesn't know what "celebi" is, or means, but sees a possiblity in the idea of  "celebrity bi-sexual" having a word all it's own. (Celebi was an unsuccessful search term featured on http://acronyms.co.nz/cgi-bin/searches, and is actually a Pokemon)
1984365 
CELIA
Companion's Exile Leads Into Amour
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's As You Like It
1984617 
CELL SITE
Children Exhibit Lack-Lustre Scores In Their Exams
Steve Keate, thinking about the effect of cell sites being near schools.
1984707 1984488 
CELTIC
Certain Exceedingly Lovable, Truly Irish Characters
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984482 
CELTS
Central Europeans Louts That Settled!
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984482 
CENSORED
Crude Expansions Not So Openly Received - Expletives Deleted!
Angela Brett, after removing a few rude acronyms from the stack.
1984470 
CENSORSHIP
Can Expect No Submissions On Rude Subjects Have Immediate Placement
Angela Brett
1984365 1984707 
CENSUS
Collects Entire Nations Statistics - Universal Sample.
Angela Brett
1984620 
CENTRAL AFRICAN REPUBLIC
Completely Enclosed Nation That Really Achieved Little After France Relinquished It's Control Around Nineteensixty. Republic Eventually - People Unseated Bokassa's Lot In Coup.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984350 
CENTRAL PROCESSING UNIT
Computers are Everywhere Now That Retailers Are Lowering Prices Roughly Overnight. Computer Education and Solid State Inventions Now Guarantee Us New Innovative Technology
Sean Lamb
1984614 
CEREBRAL PALSY
Can't Exactly Run Energetically, Breathless Reaction Always Lingers - Perhaps Allowing Lowlife to Survive Yet
Tony McCoy O'Grady, trying to find the faults of MacGirl
1984488 
CERES
Cultivating Earth Reaps Elongated Seasons
Rico Leffanta
1984854 
CERIMON
Curious Ephesian Reviver Is Mighty Old Necromancer
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Pericles
1984434 
CERIUM
Chemical Element Resident In Umpteen Minerals.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984323 
CESIUM
Clock Element. Standard In Universal Measurement.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984323 
CESSPIT
Cloacal Enclosure Some Suffering Person Is Tending
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984245 
C'EST LA VIE
Challenging, Exciting Situations To Live Amongst... Very Interesting Experience
Angela Brett
1984311 
CHAD
Climate's Hot And Desertlike.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984350 
CHAIR
Can Hold An Interested Reader
Steve Keate
1984578 
CHAIR (2)
Comfortable Haven Allowing Immediate Rest/Respite
Matthew Oram
1984578 
CHALET
Cabin - High Alpine - Looks Excessively 'Touristy'
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984701 
CHALLENGER
Christa Had A Life; Lost in Explosion. National Grief Eternally Remains.
Roger Williams
1984386 1984572 1984731 
CHAMP
Chewing Hard And Munching Peyote
Rico Leffanta
1984746 
CHAMPAGNE
Creating Heaps of Acronyms Means People Are Greatly Numerically Encouraged.
Angela Brett, to celebrate the 1500th acronym.
1984542 
CHAMPAGNE (2)
Celebratory Hooch, Always Makes People At Gatherings Nicely Extrovert
Eric Bridgstock
1984542 
CHAMPAGNE (3)
Charm Has Always Made Pretty Any Girl Near Eventide
Rico Leffanta
1984542 
CHANCY
Can't Have Anything Never-failing, Can You?
Angela Brett
1984278 
CHANCY (2)
Casino Houses Are Never Completely Yielding
Angela Brett
1984278 
CHANGE
Coinage - How A Note Gets Exchanged
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984602 
CHANGE (2)
Collecting Hastens Avarice - Negligible Gains Ensue
Melanie Merswolke
1984602 
CHANGE (3)
Coins Have Always Needed Gathering, Evidently
Patricia Rix
1984602 
CHANGE (4)
Complete Haberdashery Alteration: No Garment Excepted
Patricia Rix
1984575 
CHANT
Chorus Hollering, And Nobody's There
Rico Leffanta
1984326 1984410 
CHAOS
Created Havoc Amongst Orthodox Scientists
Angela Brett
1984251 
CHAOS (2)
Couldn't Happen in Apple's Operating Systems.
Angela Brett
1984446 
CHAOS (3)
Comprehensive Handling And Organising System
David White
1984605 
CHAOTIC
Can't Highly Accurately Observe These Iterative Creations.
Angela Brett, after reading about the mathematical phenomenon chaos... it's all about sequences which seem totally random but are generated by a simple mathematical rule - however, slight changes in the starting values can drastically change the whole thing, so chaotic motion is still very difficult to predict.
1984251 
CHAP
Could Have Adorable Penis
Rico Leffanta
1984569 
CHAP (2)
*Cough* Huh? Adorable Penis?!
Angela Brett, in response to <CHAP>, since penises aren't adorable. (<CHAP> sure gives a different slant on Chap Stick though.)
1984443 
CHAR
Can Hold Alphabetic Representation
Angela Brett, when she had half an hour to spare in a C programming test. In C, a char is a type of variable often used to store characters.
1984623 
CHARIOTS OF FIRE
Complete Hogwash As Rivals In Olympic Trials Successfully Oppose Fierce Forces In Running Events.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984287 
CHARISMA
Charlatan Has A Roguish Innocence, Seducing Moronic Audience
Tony McCoy O'Grady - TV preachers are often described as 'Charismatic'.
1984326 1984704 
CHARITY
Consider Helping Another, Responding as If To Yourself
Angela Brett
1984362 
CHARIZARD
Can Heat A Rock Into Zabaglione, And Roast Duelist
Angela Brett (Charizard is Pokemon #6)
1984284 
CHARLES BABBAGE
Computer Hacker Attacking Relatively Large Establishments. Sabotages  Back-up Attempts, Bugs Buildings And Generally Escapes.
Tony McCoy O'Grady, hypothesising about Babbage's descendants becoming supercriminals.
1984788 
CHARLIE
Can Help Acronyms.co.nz Reach Largest Inventory Ever!
Angela Brett and Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984377 
CHARLIE (2)
Chancer Has A Remotely Located Island, Exclusively
Tony McCoy O'Grady (An Irish politician - Charles Haughey - owns an entire island off the coast of Ireland, how he financed the purchase has never been satisfactorily Explained)
1984389 
CHARLIE (3)
Chap Has Acronym Related / Linked Illness, Evidently
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984377 
CHARLIE (4)
Centenarian (His Ancestor) Recently Lay In Exequy
Angela Brett, soon after Prince Charles' grandmother died.
1984659 
CHARLOTTE'S WEB
Caring Heroine Adopts Runt. Largely Owing To The Energetic Spider, Wilbur Escapes Butchering.
Patricia Rix
1984914 
CHARMANDER
Craves Heat -- Any Rain Makes A Near-Derriere Extremity Respire.
Angela Brett (Charmander, Pokemon #4, prefers hot places. When it rains, steam is said to spout from the tip of its tail.)
1984284 
CHARMED
Can Have Anything Remotely Magical Enter Drama
Angela Brett (The TV Show 'Charmed' is about three witches, but can involve things as diverse as leprechauns, mermaids, demons, gnomes, fairies, angels, nymphs, gods, unicorns, and the seven dwarves.)
1984524 
CHARMIAN
Charming, Happy And Respectful Monument Is A Necropolis
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Julius Caesar and Antony and Cleopatra
1984593 
CHARM QUARK
Could Have A Real Magical Quality... Undergraduates Are Really Keen!
Angela Brett, wondering if the charm quark is so charming that it will get otherwise disinterested undergraduates enthused. ('Charm' is one of the six types of quark... along with <UP QUARK>, <DOWN QUARK>, <STRANGE QUARK>, <TOP QUARK> and bottom quark)
1985046 
CHASED
Chooses Her Amours So Each Discovers
Rico Leffanta
1984365 
CHASM
Crevasses Have Always Slain Mountaineers
Angela Brett
1984581 1984245 
CHASMS
Can't Hop Across So Much Space
TMcCO'G
1984245 
CHASMS (2)
Climb Harnessed And Summit Mountain Safely
Angela Brett
1984245 1984581 
CHASTE
Chooses Her Amours So They'll Engage
Rico Leffanta
1984365 
CHAT
Come, Have A Talk
Angela Brett
1984728 
CHAT ACRONYMS
Chuckling Heartily As Typing A Capitalised ROTFL? Oh No, You're Merely Smiling.
Angela Brett, who notices that some people reflexively type acronyms suggesting laughter (such as ROTFL: Rolling On The Floor Laughing) when they actually aren't laughing.
1984509 1984320 
CHAT BOARDS
Can Have A 'Talk' But Only At Roaming Digits' Speed
Angela Brett
1984419 
CHATROOM ACRONYMS
Common, Hardly Artistic Typing Reducers... Often Original Meanings Aren't Consciously Recalled, Only Nonsense You Mechanically Say.
Angela Brett, referring to the way many people reflexively type LOL when they didn't laugh out loud, and even go as far as typing LOLOLOLOLOLOL for emphasis, which makes no sense at all.
1984419 1984320 
CHATTER
Conversation Having A Tendency Toward Empty Rattling
Angela Brett
1984728 
CHATTER BOX
Can't Hold Active Tongue That Eternally Restless - Blathering On Xtensively
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984728 
CHEATER
'Champion' Has Evidently Altered The Examination Results
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984473 1984704 
CHEATS
Craves Having Easy Answers To Succeed
Scott Higton... my kids buy PC games and after 10 minutes of play want me to download whatever cheats there are for it. Thought this an appropriate acronym for what they are doing... or anyone that butts up against a situation that requires some effort.
1984704 1984359 
CHEDS
Crackers Having Extremely Delicious Seasoning.
Steve Keate
1984467 
CHEER
Create Happiness Everywhere - Eventually (it's) Reciprocated.
Angela Brett
1984509 
CHEERIOS
Cold Hearted Enemy Enters Residences, Inhibiting Occupants' Slumber
Patricia Rix
1984395 
CHEERLEADERS
Competitors Have Extremely Energetic Rosy-cheeked Ladies Entertaining Audiences, Doing Elaborate Routines Stylishly
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984581 
CHEERS
Convivial Host Enjoys Everybodys Rousing Salutation
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984707 
CHEF
Creates Heavenly Exciting Feasts
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984557 
CHEF (2)
Culinary Honcho (of) Exceptional Flair
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984557 
CHEF (3)
Cooks Hardly-Edible Food
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984557 
CHEF (4)
Cuisine Has Exquisite Flavours
Angela Brett
1984557 
CHEF (5)
Cooks Herbed Escargot in France
Angela Brett
1984557 
CHEF (6)
Cheesepuff Hat's Eventually Flattened
Angela Brett
1984557 
CHEF (7)
Cooks Hen's Eggs Frequently
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984557 
CHEF (8)
Can Hardly Eat (his) Food!
Angela Brett
1984557 
CHEF (9)
Chops His/Her Extremeties Frequently
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984557 
CHEF (10)
Causes Halitosis (with) Excessive Flavourings
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984557 
CHEF (11)
Can Handle Every Foodstuff
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984557 
CHEF (12)
Calorie Hoarder, Extremely Fat
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984557 
CHEF (13)
Cafeteria's Head Employee is Fussy
Angela Brett
1984557 
CHEF (14)
Culinary Host Expertly Flambes
Angela Brett
1984557 
CHEF (15)
Cheap Hotels Employ Fryers
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984557 
CHEF (16)
Chap Has Eaten Frogslegs
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984557 
CHEF (17)
Chops Ham Extremely Finely
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984557 
CHEF (18)
Cholesterol Harbours Excess Flab.
Angela Brett. I bet you're wondering why there are so many chefs here - well, Tony said he had a group of 18 acronyms he was doing, and the clue was Holst. Angela thought of the chef <ALISON HOLST> and asked if he was doing 18 chefs. Tony was actually referring to Gustav Holst, but we thought up 18 <CHEF>s nevertheless.
1984557 
CHEF (19)
Computer Hardware Enters Food!
Angela Brett
1984611 
CHEF (20)
Cooking Helps Express Feelings.
Roger Williams
1984557 
CHEMISTRY
Conderning How Every Molecure Is Structured, Tailored & Relates. Yes?
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984305 
CHENEY
Crafty Halliburton Executive Neatly Enriches Yanks
Chris Kjelgaard, referring to Dick Cheney.
1984389 
CHENEY (2)
Corporately Halliburton Enriched, National Economies Yell
Chris Kjelgaard, referring to Dick Cheney (see <HALLIBURTON>)
1984389 
CHENEY (3)
Clearly Halliburton Expects Near East Yippee
Chris Kjelgaard, referring to Dick Cheney (see <HALLIBURTON>)
1984389 
CHER
Chest, Hips, & Eyebrows Remodelled!
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984416 
CHER (2)
Clothes Hardly Ever Replete
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984416 
CHERRY
Cannot Have Experienced Rumpy-pumpy Relationships Yet
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984365 
CHERUBS
Chubby Harpist Ecstatically Rapturous, Usually Boys Seemingly
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984326 
CHERYL
Chanteuse, Her Eurovision Revealed Youthful Legs.
TMcCO'G - referring to Cheryl Baker, one fourth of "Bucks Fizz" who won the Eurovision Song Contest in 1981. As part of the show the two males pulled the long skirts off the two females midway through the song, revealing beautiful legs clad in shorts.
1984416 
CHESS
Checkerboard, Half Empty, Sixty-four Squares
Eric Bridgstock
1984647 
CHESS (2)
Clocks Help Encourage Speedy Strategy
Eric Bridgstock
1984647 
CHESS (3)
Checkmate Hardly Ever Seems Straightforward
Eric Bridgstock
1984647 
CHESS (4)
Castles Have Every Square Sighted
Eric Bridgstock
1984647 
CHESS (5)
Can't Help Evoking Soporific Spectators
Eric Bridgstock
1984647 
CHESS (6)
Champions Have Every Strategy Stored
Eric Bridgstock
1984647 
CHESTNUT
"Conkers" Has Every Schoolboy Taking Nuts Up Trees
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984467 1985043 1985055 
CHEVROLET
Car Has Exceptional Velocity, Racing-drivers Often Look Excessively Testosteronic
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984710 
CHEVY
Car Has Enviable Velocity - Yes?
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984710 
CHICKEN COOP
Can Hens Intimidate Chicks Keeping Erotic Nests? Come On Over Playmate!
Rico Leffanta
1984701 
CHICK FLICK
Cinematographers Have Inane Concept - Kittenish Female Lead In Childish Kack!
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984287 
CHIEF INFORMATION OFFICER
Corrupt Hog Is Editing Facts; If Nobody Finds Our Robber, Make Anyone Take It On Nose. Occasional False Findings Increases Constabulary's Evident Resourcefulness.
Angela Brett, who tends to immediately think of corrupt police officers when seeing the word 'officer' on unsuccessful searches. (See also <WARRANT OFFICER>)
1984752 
CHIEF WIGGUM
Copper (He's Incessantly Eating Food) Whose Immense Girth Generates Unending Mirth
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984890 
CHIFFON
Confection Has Interesting Frills Full Of Nutrients
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984986 
CHIFFON (2)
Clearly Habiliment Isn't Food, Frilly Or Not!
Angela Brett
1984986 
CHILD
Cooks Herself Interesting Little Delicacies
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to Julia Child.
1984557 
CHILD (2)
Comics Hope It's Laughter's Daughter
Rico Leffanta
1984590 
CHILD (3)
Complete Human In Latent Development
Matthew Oram
1984362 
CHILD (4)
Considered Harmless, Immediate Laughing, Departs
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
1984362 
CHILDREN
Curious Homonym In Language... Dearness Refunds Expenses Ninefold.
Angela Brett
1984590 
CHILE
Completely Hilly, Intensely Lengthy Entity.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984350 
CHILL
Cool Hurriedly In Low-temperature Location
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984716 
CHIMERICAL
Can't Handle Installing Mozilla? Easily Remedied: Install Chimera And Laugh.
Steve Keate, referring to the web browser for Mac OS X
1984779 
CHIMNEY
Ceiling Hole Issues Muck - Nimbus Envelopes You
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984701 
CHIN
Clip Hair If Necessary
Angela Brett
1984443 
CHINA
Countless Hordes Intimidate Neighbouring Autonomies
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984350 
CHINA (2)
Couple Has Indeed Now Adjusted
Angela Brett, referring to what is traditionally the china (20th) wedding anniversary.
1984626 
CHINA (3)
Coupled Hearts In Natural Accord
Angela Brett
1984626 
CH'IN CHIU SHAO
Composed Haiku, Investigated Numbers & Congruences. His Interesting Understandings Stieltjes Has Afterwards Observed.
Angela Brett and Dustan Dowsing
1984293 
CHINESIFIED
Cookery Has Interesting Neologism. Eldest Son Invents Foodstuff''s Ingeniously Elegant Description
Tony McCoy O'Grady, explaining: When the Tonylet was younger he wanted to indicate how some food had been turned into a Chinese meal by the addition of Soy Sauce... and thus the word 'Chinesified' was born
1984467 1984296 
CHIP
Can Hurt Intestines, Parts
Jeff Anonymous
1984611 
CHIPMUNK
Cute Hijinks Invite Presents: Muncies Unnumbered. No Kidding!
Patricia Rix
1984818 
CHIRON & DEMETRIUS
Complete Havoc Is Result Of Nasty Deeds. Evil Men Enrage Titus Resulting In Unusual Supper
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Titus Andronicus
1984263 
CHIVALRY
Chaps Honourable In Valour Amid Lasting Romantic Yarns.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984704 
CHLORINE
Common Halogen. Liquifies Often. Respiration Is Not Easy.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984323 
CHOCOLAIT
Can't be Healthy - Often Condemned by Overweight Ladies As Indulgent Treat.
Angela Brett
1984956 
CHOCOLATE
Can Help One Cope Over Lover's Absence - Tasty Experience.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984956 1984362 
CHOICES
Considering Handy Options Ideally Creates Educated Selection
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984740 
CHOIR
Chanting Hymns Organised In Reverence
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984410 
CHOLESTEROL FREE
Charles Has Obviously Lost English Support To Ever Rule Over Locals. Follow Republic Exemplar Expeditiously.
Tony McCoy O'Grady, when challenged to make a CHOLESTEROL FREE acronym to go with <LOW FAT>. There's a long story to go with this which won't fit here.
1984413 
CHOLESTEROL FREE (2)
Chortling Happily Over Latest Extremely Silly Tuppence-worth. Energetically Rolling Over Laughing! Fully Recommend Enjoying Everything.
Tony McCoy O'Grady, when challenged to make a CHOLESTEROL FREE acronym to go with <LOW FAT>.
1984509 
CHOPIN
Cherish How One Plays Immortal Nocturnes!
Rico Leffanta
1984416 
CHOPIN (2)
Concerto Heard On Piano Is Nice
Angela Brett
1984416 
CHOPSTICKS
Can't Hold Onto Pasta Sauce, These Inadequate Chinese Kitchen Sticks!
Angela Brett
1984467 
CHRIS
Chap Has Requested Individual 'Spansion
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984950 
CHRIST
Certainly His Resurrection Is Supreme Truth
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984326 
CHRISTA MCAULIFFE
Challenger Had Reason In Sending Teacher Above Many Classrooms, And Unfortunately Lost Instructor's Flair For Ever
Angela Brett, inspired by <CHALLENGER>
1984332 
CHRISTIAN
Catholics Have Religious Icon... Saviour That Invoked Angels at Nativity.
Angela Brett
1984326 
CHRISTIAN (2)
Creation Hypothesis is Right... Ignore Signs That Indicate Another Notion
Angela Brett
1984326 
CHRISTINE
Cinematic Horror Revealing Intelligent Suspense.  Terror In Night Excursions
Eric Bridgstock... I spotted CHRISTINE in the unsuccessful searches and immediately thought of the film directed by John Carpenter, based on the Stephen King novel
1984914 1984287 
CHRISTINE (2)
Carpenter's Halloween Release Is Scary.  Tempting Insomnia - No Escape!
Eric Bridgstock... I spotted CHRISTINE in the unsuccessful searches and immediately thought of the film directed by John Carpenter, based on the Stephen King novel
1984287 1984914 
CHRISTMAS
Characteristic Huge Rise In Shopping - The Merriest Are Salesmen!
Angela Brett
1984860 
CHRISTMAS (2)
Christ Heralds Rejoicing Into Songs, Turning Masses Against Sin.
Mary Carr
1984860 
CHRISTMAS (3)
Can't Help Running Insolvent, Spouse Takes Money And Spends
Rico Leffanta
1984860 
CHRISTMAS (4)
Charities Have Requested Industries Send Tributes Mollifying Alcoholic Society
Rico Leffanta
1984860 
CHRISTMAS (5)
Clearly Hoping Romance Is Suddenly Terminated; Make Amends Subsequently
Rico Leffanta
1984860 
CHRISTMAS (6)
Children Hope Recession Influences Santa To Make Amends Spectacularly
Rico Leffanta
1984860 
CHRISTMAS (7)
Could Herald Resurrection If Snowmen Truly Melt After Sunset
Rico Leffanta
1984860 
CHRISTMAS (8)
Considering Harder Rocks, If Santa's True Maybe Antarctica's Safer.
Angela Brett, because if Santa Claus really lived at the North pole he'd probably fall through the ice.
1984860 
CHRISTMAS (9)
Children Haven't Realised Its Simpler Truths... Mary And Son.
Angela Brett
1984860 
CHRISTMAS (10)
"Come Hither, Rejoice In Saviour's Teachings!" Many Angels Shout
Gavin Lambert
1984860 
CHRISTMAS HAMPERS
Customer Hasn't Received IPod! Says The Mail Authority: Scheduled Hampers Are Making Parcels Evaporate. Retrieval Soon."
Angela Brett, because Christmas <HAMPERS> the delivery of her iPod. (said hampers are coming from a company which allows people to overpay for the hamper over the year and then receive it around Christmas time, so it was a scheduled influx of hamper deliveries.)
1984707 1984860 
CHRISTMAS SONGS
Carols Have Rhythm? I'm Supposed To Make Accented Syllables Syncopic & Overextend Nearly Gratuitous Syntax
Angela Brett, noting that the rhythm in many Christmas carols is terrible... some unstressed syllables are ludicrously elongated while others are omitted. Even seasoned churchgoers hesitate at some lines, wondering just how to fit the words into the tune. As some words are replaced by more modern versions the rhythm is screwed up even more, and the difficulty is made worse by the fact that different parishes offer slightly different modernisations to fit into the same tune.
1984272 1984860 
CHRISTMASTIME
Celebrating Hanukkah? Religion's Immaterial - Start The Merrymaking And Singing, There Is Much Enjoyment!
Angela Brett
1984860 
CHRISTOPHER
Church Has Rescinded Individual's Sainthood - They Openly Probed His Essential Reality
Tony McCoy O'Grady - Some years ago the Catholic Church reviewed  the evidence for the existence of St. Christopher (the patron saint of travellers) and he was (along with others) removed from the calendar of the saints.
1985001 
CHROMIUM
Corrosion-resistance (and) Hardness Requires Other Metals' Introduction, Usually Molybdenum.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984323 
CHRONICLES
Carefully Hewn Recounting Of Northern Israel, Concludes Largely Encouraging Some
Eric Bridgstock
1984329 
CHRYSLER
Cars Have Reached Your Souls - Let's Enjoy Racing
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984710 
CHUCKLE
Crazy and Hearty Undulations of the Corporeal Kind... Laughter, Even!
Angela Brett
1984509 
CHUCKLE (2)
Crudely Hilarious Undertaking... Comically Killer Little Expansion!
Angela Brett, who liked the Aaaaaarrrrggghh in <ANTHRAX (2)>
1984509 
CHUNDER
Could Have Used Normal Digestive Enzymes, Really.
Steve Keate
1984488 
CHURCH
Community House Usually Reserved (for) Christian Happenings
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984326 1984701 
CIA
Criminals In Authority
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984476 1984242 
CIAO
Classic Italian "Auf-wiedersehen" Observation
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1985040 
CIDER
Can Incessant Drinking End Relationships?
Angela Brett
1984542 
CIGAR
Can I Generate A Reaction?
Tony McCoy O'Grady, regarding the Clinton/Lewinsky sex scandal
1984338 1984365 
CIGAR (2)
Crazy Idiots Gain Awful Respiration.
Jeff Anonymous
1984884 
CIGARETTES
Cancer: Idiots Greatly Augment Risk Every Time They 'Enjoy' Smoking
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984884 
CIGARETTES (2)
Cancer? I Guess A Reason Exists Tipping The Evidentiary Scales.
Roger Williams
1984884 
CIPA
Can't I Play Anywhere?
Thinking about what the CIPA (Childrens' Internet Protection Act) really means for American libraries and schools
1984242 1984419 1984476 
CIPA (2)
Censoring Internet Pages Always
Thinking about what the CIPA (Childrens' Internet Protection Act) really means for American libraries and schools
1984419 1984242 1984476 
CIPA (3)
Congress Institutes Protections Awkwardly
Thinking about what the CIPA (Childrens' Internet Protection Act) really means for American libraries and schools
1984476 1984419 1984242 
CIPA (4)
Congress's Inane Plan for Assimilation
Thinking about what the CIPA (Childrens' Internet Protection Act) really means for American libraries and schools
1984242 1984476 1984419 
CIRCLE
Calculation Into Route Consistently Locus-Equidistant
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984629 
CIRCLE (2)
Circulating, Inhabitable, Rotational, Cycle Logical Ellipses/Eclipses!
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. CIRCLE!  EARTH: DAYS, YEARS, Eclipses & the wonderful Cycle Logical PREDICTABLE SCIENCE.
1984629 
CIRCLE PERIMETER
Circumference (Irrational Ratio Called-Logically!) Equals Pi! (Energizes Representation In Math Equations) Two (Er) Radius
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Outside of parentheses in EXPANSION: Circumference = Pi Two Radiusor C=2*Pi*R. The ! signals that (Irrational Ratio Called-Logically!) is Pi! "Called-Logically!" is a PUNNY way of saying "most Pies are CIRCLES." Er is Chinese Two. Hope the grave accent for r worked. I thought that (Energizes Representation In Math Equations) was very important. For centuries, primary school children have learned C=2*Pi*R, so this inclusion might help whoever reads this <APRONYM> when they study advanced math.
1984629 
C IS FOR CAATINGA
Covered-In Sandy Floor, Open Region Comprising An Arboreal Tract In Natural Granite Area
Tony McCoy O'Grady, when Angela pointed out that with the ASCII sorting of acronyms, first entries could easily be outdone by 'C is for...' type phrases, and Tony decided to create the ultimate of those.
1984245 
CITY CENTRE
Cleared of Industry & Trade, You Can Enjoy Neat Thoroughfares, Revitalised Environment
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984245 
CIVIC
Communitarianism Is Vital In Cities
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984362 
CIVIC (2)
Closeness Instils Violence In Cities
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984362 
CIVIL ENGINEER
Construction Is Vital In Life, Erecting New Gizmos Ingeniously Necessitates Engendering Elegant Results
Isambard Kingdom McCoy O'Grady
1984485 
CLARENCE
Cross-eyed Lion's A Relic Evoking Nostalgic Childhood Experiences
Tony McCoy O'Grady (An old tv programme called "Daktari" set in Africa featured a cross-eyed lion called Clarence)
1984839 
CLARUS
Computer Launched Animal Rendering Useful Service
Tony McCoy O'Grady, when I suggested that KEYBOARD could fly to earth on CLARUS the DogCow, and he wondered how CLARUS could fly.
1984494 1984368 1984317 
CLASH
College Lectures Are Scheduled Horribly
Angela Brett, after having her timetable rearranged for about the fifth time this week due to other students' timetable clashes. (I mean college in the American sense here... not a high school)
1984473 
CLASSICAL
Cultured Listeners Appreciate Sonorous Sonatas In Concerthalls (And Lifts)
Tony McCoy O'Grady (for 'lifts' our American readers should read 'elevators'.
1984410 
CLASSY
Chic Lady; Adroitly She Stretches You
Rico Leffanta
1984704 
CLATHY
Clutching Lightbulb Anxiously, Thinking, "Here? Yonder?"
Angela Brett (Clathy is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as being, 'Nervously indecisive about how to dispose of a dead lightbulb.'
1984767 
CLAUDIA
Cardinale (Latin Actress) Undressed Decorously In Acting
TMcCO'G
1984827 
CLAUDIO
Callow Lad, After Unforeseen Disasters, Is Overjoyed
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Much Ado About Nothing
1984530 
CLAUDIO (2)
Can Live After Unacknowledged Death Indictment's Overturned
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Measure for Measure
1984428 
CLAUDIUS
Cunningly Launches An Untimely Death - Is Usurping Scoundrel
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Hamlet, Prince of Denmark
1984632 
CLAVERING
Country Living At Very Easy Rates In Nearby Graveyard
George Rix
1984866 
CLEAN
Conceal Litter Effectively And Neatly
Edwin Hermann
1984794 
CLEANERS
Criminal Leaders Extracting Assets Never Expecting Redemption Settlements
Rico Leffanta
1984476 
CLEAR WATER ACT
Clear, Limpid Elixirs Are Required. We Appreciate Totally Enactments Requiring A Certain Treatment
Tony McCoy O'Grady, when somebody searched for that phrase on the Acronyms website.
1984413 
CLEFAIRY
Collectors Leap Excitedly Finding it, As It's Rare... Yahoo!
Angela Brett (Clefairy is Pokemon #35)
1984284 
CLEOPATRA
Cunning Lovely Egyptian Obviously Preferred Asp To Roman Attentions.
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Antony and Cleopatra
1984593 
CLEOPATRA (2)
Classic.... Launched Elizabeth On Path As Towering Romantic Actress
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984287 
CLEVER
Cerebral Lobes Especially Vibrant, Ever Reasoning
Angela Brett
1984740 
CLICHE
Creatively Lacking Imitation Commonly Heard Elsewhere
Angela Brett
1984314 
CLICHE (2)
Chronically Lacking In Creativity, Hated Everywhere
Angela Brett
1984314 
CLICKLOC
Computer Lady In Cyber-Killing - Links (with) Organised Crime
Tony McCoy O'Grady, CLICKLOC is another supervillain, and also a HyperTalk function.
1984254 
CLIENT
Customer List - Industrial Enterprises Need Them
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984605 
CLIFF-HANGER
Climax Left In For Further Handling. A New Gasp-Enducer Required
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984521 
CLIMATE VISION
Carbon Lurks In Murky Air, The Environmental Violation Is Serious, It's Overly Noxious
Tony McCoy O'Grady, in response to this article from the Feedback section of New Scientist magazine: THE <BUSH> Administration is being criticised for its voluntary global warming programme, in which American industry is gently encouraged to "reduce the projected growth" of greenhouse gases. Whatever the justification for the criticism, one aspect of the programme is unforgivable - its name. Climate VISION stands for Climate, Voluntary Innovative Sector Initiatives: Opportunities Now. Not since 2001's <USA PATRIOT> Act (Uniting and Strengthening of America by Providing Appropriate Tools Required toIntercept and Obstruct Terrorism) has an acronym been so contrived.If this trend continues, we shudder to contemplate the inevitable <GOD, MOTHERHOOD AND APPLE PIE> Act.
1984794 
CLINICAL INFORMATION
Complete List (Including Nurses' Input) Chronicling A Lifetime's Illnesses, Notated For One's Resourceful Medical Ailment Team, Is Obviously Necessary
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984488 
CLINT EASTWOOD
Cowboy Loves Intriguing New Targets Especially Actresses Seducing Their Way Over Old Decoys
Rico Leffanta
1984827 
CLINTON LIED
Cuddling Lewinsky Is Nothing.  Try Our New Liar's Iraqi Exaggerations & Denials.
Dan Anonymous
1984413 
CLITORIS
Cute Lump Is Tickled Often - Result: Intense Sensations
TMcCO'G
1984443 1984365 
CLOCK
Circular Locomotion Offers Calendrical Key
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984356 
CLOTEN
Clottish Lout Of Truly Evil Nature
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Cymbeline
1984635 
CLOTH
Costume Looks Only Terrific, Honey!
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984983 1984575 
CLOTH (2)
Covers Lining Of Throat Horribly
Angela Brett
1984986 
CLOTH (3)
Chewability's Limited - One's Teeth Hurt.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984986 
CLOTHING
Cotton, Linen Or Tweed - Happiness Is Natural Garments
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984575 
CLOTHO
Can Love Orchestrate Threads Hiding Omega?
Rico Leffanta
1984833 
CLOUD
Comes Low Over Us, Downpour
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984638 
CLOUD (2)
Condensation Lumps Often Unleash Downpours.
Angela Brett, while flying above the clouds in a <FAIRCHILD>.
1984638 
CLOUD NINE
Complete Lack Of Unfulfilled Desires - Now In Nirvana, Essentially
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984644 1984911 
CLUCK
Chicken-Like Utterence Causes Kerfuffle
TMcCO'G - The sight or sound or anyone imitating a chicken always seems to cause others to laugh.
1984653 1984509 
CLUE
Close Look Uncovers Evidence
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984476 
CLUE (2)
Criminal Left Us Evidence
Angela Brett
1984476 
CLUES
Convoluted Leads Useful (to) Experienced Sleuths
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984476 
CLUTCH
Control Lever Under The Car's Heater
Eric Bridgstock
1984584 
CMOS
Computer Must Operate Somehow
Tony McCoy O'Grady (CMOS usually stands for Complementary Metal-Oxide Semiconductor)
1984614 1984242 
CNE
Can't Network Everything
CNE's real definition is Certified Netware Engineer
1984971 1984299 1984242 
CNE (2)
Certification Nullifies Education
CNE's real definition is Certified Netware Engineer
1984242 1984299 1984971 
CNE (3)
Creating Networks of Ether
CNE's real definition is Certified Netware Engineer
1984971 1984299 1984242 
CO
Cremates Ozone
Jeff Anonymous, referring to carbon monoxide.
1984305 
COACH CAFE
Coffee, Or A Cake? Hard Currency Available Frighteningly Exclusive.
Angela Brett, who didn't have much cash with her when she stopped at the Coach Cafe on her way from Auckland to Palmerston North.
1984773 
COACH CAFE (2)
Coffee, Or A Cake? Have Coins Affording Few Essentials.
Angela Brett
1984773 
COACH CAFE (3)
Count Out Available Cash, Haven't Card Available For EFTPOS.
Angela Brett, who actually did have her EFTPOS card but didn't want to use it as she'd have to first transfer money to her EFTPOS account using <FASTPHONE>.
1984773 
COACH CAFFE
Careful Of Additional Characters... Here's Correct Apology For Flawed Expansion.
Angela Brett, when she saw that the <COACH CAFE>, a subject of three expansions, in fact spelled caffe with two efs.
1984773 
COALESCE
Come On And Let's Embrace Some Coupling Exercises
Rico Leffanta
1984365 
COB
Chestnut Or Bay?
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984494 
COB (2)
Clay On Building
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984353 
COB (3)
Container, Or Basket
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984536 
COB (4)
Corn's Often Buttered
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984467 
COB (5)
Chunk Of Bread
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984467 
COB (6)
Clout On Behind
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984275 
COBALT
Colourful Original Blue, Artists Layer Thickly.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984323 
COBOL
Computer Operators' Bewilderingly Obfuscatory Lingo
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984512 
COBRA
Crusher Or Biter? Reptilian Ambiguity!
Tony McCoy O'Grady, who mentions that he likes this one as it implies the dilemma faced by someone not used to snakes worrying over what is approaching is a constrictor or poisonous.
1984818 
COBRA (2)
Can One Bite Really Agonise
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984818 
COBRA (3)
Creeps On Belly, Randomly Attacking
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984818 
COBRA (4)
Care Of Bite Requires Antitoxin
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984818 
COCA COLA
Can Of Caffeine, And Carbon (di-) Oxide, Lingering Aftertaste
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984539 
COCA COLA (2)
Come One, Come All! Consume Our Libations Always
Roger Williams 
1984539 
COCKATIEL
Captured Ones Can Keenly Attempt To Imitate English Language
Angela Brett
1984494 
COCKROACH
Cook On Cluttered Kitchen Range Order After Cook Heaves
Rico Leffanta
1984692 
COCOA
Complements Objective-C On Apples
Angela Brett (Cocoa is a framework for making software in Objective-C for Mac OS X)
1984920 
COCOA (2)
Chasing Objective-C Objects Around
Paul Marshall
1984920 
COCOA (3)
Creating Objective-C Often Amuses
Tony McCoy O'Grady - After visiting Angela's site and downloading the Acronym Checker.
1984920 
COCOA (4)
Cream Of Crop - Obviously Apple's!
Angela Brett
1984920 
COCOA (5)
Completely Offhand Creation Of Applications
Angela Brett, who would rather spend twenty minutes writing a Cocoa application to do something than five minutes actually doing it, and often does just that.
1984920 
COCOA (6)
Can Only Compile On Apples
Acronymous Anonymous
1984920 
COCO POPS
Cause Of Crime Outbreak - Perpetrator Of Pickpocketing Scam
Tony McCoy O'Grady, thinking up another cereal killer
1984395 
COD
Con Or Deception
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984362 
CODE
Centre Of Developer's Existence
Angela Brett
1984512 
CODE (2)
Confusingly Ordered Diatribe, Enigma
Gavin Lambert
1984707 1984251 
CODE (3)
Condensation Of Data. Extraction
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
1984707 
CODER
(Condenser Of Data) = (Expert - Recorder)
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
1984707 
CODE REVIEW
Can One Do Everything Right? Extra Vigilance Indicates Esoteric Wrongs
Angela Brett
1984512 
CODY
Cattle's Officially Dead, Yes?
Tony McCoy O'Grady, Cody was the surname of Buffalo Bill, who wiped out thousands of wild American beasts in a very short time, and not all of them for food.
1984332 
COFFEE
Cup Of Fluid For Enhancing Edginess
Angela Brett
1984539 
COFFEE (2)
Caffine Offerings For Further Expendible Energy
Brian Erickson AKA Makata85, Nosmellman. I write poetry and love word games there are more posted on page 3 of my site at http://www.geocities.com/nosmellman/ramblingmind3.html
1984539 
COFFEE AND DONUTS
Cappuccino's Often Favourite For Early Evening; Also, Never Decline Delicious Offerings - Not Unless Too Small!
Patricia Rix
1984467 
COFFEE SHOP
Caffeine Outlet, Feel Free to Enter Everyday - Short Happy Occasion Perusing
Tony McCoy O'Grady, after saying that he'd have to go into a coffee shop to read Angela's MacAddict, since otherwise he'd be too busy typing email and making up <ACRONYMS>
1984773 
COFFIN
Contains Obsolete Fellow's Finite Ingredients Now
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984665 
COGNATES
Common Origin Gives Noise-Aligned Terms Equivalent Semantics
Angela Brett (A cognate is a word in one language which is similar in form and meaning to a word in another language because both languages are related.)
1984407 
COHERENT
Consistent, Or Having Exact Relationships Evident - Nothing Tearaway.
Angela Brett
1984278 
COHERENT (2)
Consistently Orderly, He Evinces Rationally Expressed Neat Thinking
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984740 1984707 
COINS
Combined Often Into Notes, Symbolically.
Angela Brett
1984602 
COLA WARS
Choice Of Lifestyle? Actually Water And Refined Sugar.
Angela Brett
1984539 
COLD
Colour Of Legs Darkens
Angela Brett
1984278 
COLESLAW
Cabbage Only Looks Edible: Shredded Leaves Are Worthless.
Roger Williams
1984467 
COLLECTIONS
Common Objects, Layout Lovingly Established, Changing Them Into Objects Now Significant.
Roger Williams
1984536 
COLLEGE
Center Of Learning Less Educated Gurus Evolved
Rico Leffanta
1984473 
COLLEGE LIFE
Campus-Oriented Living Lets Everyone Getting Educated Live In Friendly Environment
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984473 
COLLEGES
Classes Of Lovely Lasses & Excellent Guys Enjoying Schooling
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984473 
COLLINGWOOD
Can Outsiders Live Luxuriously In Nearby Georgian Wonderland, Or Only Die?
George Rix
1984866 
COLOMBIA
Cocaine Obliterated Lives Of Many Boys In America.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984350 
COLONEL
Competent Once... Lively Once.... Now Elderly & Lethargic
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984587 
COLONY
Collection Of Life, Organised, Nurturing Yield
Gavin Lambert - "Nurturing Yield" meaning increasing productivity :)
1984398 
COLOR
Collection Of Light Originates Rainbow.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984491 
COLOR ME SMILING
'Concave Over' Lips Of Red, My Eyes Sparkling Mean It's Likely Illustrator Needs Glitter.
Angela Brett
1984437 1984644 
COLORS OF THE RAINBOW ACRONYM
Categories Of Light -- Only Radiation Seen. (Only Formed This Horrid Expansion Responding to An Immoderately Notated Beseeching Of Website, Assumed Chasing 'ROYGBIV' -- One Notably Yucky Mnemonic.)
Angela Brett, after somebody searched for that phrase on the website.
1984491 1984320 
COLOSSIANS
Cult Offered Life Of Sure Salvation. Itinerant Apostle Nailed Slander.
Sue Johnson
1984329 
COLOUR CHART
Colourinary Odiousness - Look Out! Using Regularly Causes Heart Attack & Renal Thrombosis
Tony McCoy O'Grady, to go with the <PAINT>-eating acronyms.
1984803 
COLOUR CHART (2)
Choice Of Lots Of Unusual Recipes Can Help Achieve Right Taste
Tony McCoy O'Grady, to balance <COLOUR CHART>
1984803 
COLUMBIUM
Chemical Of Lustre. Usually Mined By Industrious Underground Miners.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984323 
COMB
Cleans Out Messy Bunches
Rico Leffanta
1985016 
COME BACK SOON
Check Our Members Entries By Another Call - Keenly Seeking Out Our Novelties
Tony McCoy O'Grady, encouraging people to search the Acronyms website (http://acronyms.co.nz) again if they don't find anything the first time, because we strive to acronymise any unsuccessful search terms.
1984902 
COMETS
Coming Occasionally, Making Eveningtime Trails (in) Sky
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984386 
COMMA
Competent Orator May Momentarily Aerate.
Angela Brett
1984407 
COMMA (2)
Come On, Many More Acronyms!
Gavin Lambert, pointing out a missing comma in an acronym featured in <THE ACRONYM TIMES>
1984320 
COMMENTING CODE
Contemplation Of My Mortality - Enlightenment's Needed To Invigorate Next Generation Continuing Our Development Effort.
Angela Brett (commenting code is what a programmer does when s/he finds out s/he only has two weeks to live.)
1984512 
COMMISSIONER STEVE
Cheif Of MacGirl's Missions, Indeed, Steve Shows Integrity - Obsessively Nice, Earns Respect (by) Seeing That Evil Villains (are) Exterminated
Dustan Dowsing & Angela Brett, Whilst in aCar
1984368 
COMMITMENT AND RELIABILITY
Can't Offer Much, Miss... I'm Typical Male. Each Night Together Adds No Definite Relationship Endurance. Lust Is A Brilliant Idea, Love Is Too Yucky.
Angela Brett
1984569 1984365 
COMMITTEE
Cowardice Of Meeting Means Individual Toughman Tramples Everyone Else
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984362 
COMMITTEE MEMBERS
Clones Of Management Meet In Time To Examine Events. Must Examine Minutes But Eschew Resolving Situations
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984977 
COMMODE
Crapper Or Men's Masturbation Outlet?  Determine Eventually.
Jeff Anonymous
1984809 
COMMUNICATE
Conveying One's Meaning - Maybe Using Notepaper - Is Considered A Talent, Evidently
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984707 
COMMUNION
Christians Offer Messiah Morsels... Ultimately Not Innards Of Nazarene
Angela Brett
1984326 
COMMUNITY
Connection Of Many Minds - Usually Nowadays It's Typed Yabbering.
Angela Brett
1984362 1984419 
COMMUNITY ARTS AND MUSIC PROJECT
Create Original Municipal Mural, Under No Illusions That You Are Rembrandt... The Spirit's All Neighbourhood Desires. Many Ukeleles Sound In Concert, Performers (Remembering Ordinary Jobs) Enjoy Creating Tunes.
Angela Brett
1984362 1984437 1984410 
COMOROS
Citizens Of Mixed Origins, Residents Only Subsist.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984350 
COMPANIES
Commercial Organisations, Motivated by Profits - Always Need Intense Ethical Scrutiny
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984308 
COMPANY NAMES
Corporations Often Make Particular Apronymic Names - Yet Not Always Make Economic Sense
Tony McCoy O'Grady - some apronymic names don't always tell the customer immeidately what the company does. Esso was an attempt at spelling the word formed by S and O, the initials of Standard Oil. Standard Oil tells the comsumer much more than Esso or Exxon do.
1984320 1984308 
COMPASS
Could One's Magnet Point At South? Surely!
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984245 
COMPETITION
Co-operation Of Major Petrol Empires Throws Insult To It, One Notices.
Angela Brett, when she received an email urging people to boycott major <PETROL>  companies in order to force the price down. (See also <CO-OPERATION>)
1984605 1984572 
COMPETITION (2)
Consumers Often Monitor Price, Ensuring That It's Truly Indicative Of Noteworthiness
Angela Brett
1984605 
COMPILER
Corrector Of Many Problems, It Lends Expertise Readily
Angela Brett
1984512 
COMPILER (2)
Compilers Only Make Programs If Libraries Execute Right
Sean Lamb
1984512 
COMPLEMENTARY
Couple Of Matched Parts Look Elegantly Made, Each Needing T'other And Reconciling Ying&yang-ness
TMcCO'G
1984278 
COMPLEX CONDITIONAL STATEMENT
Conjunction Of Many Predicates Logically Evaluated Xerts Control Over Numbercruncher. Developed Intellectuals Think It's Overly Nettlesome... A Large-Scale Turing Automation, Though, Executes Mindlessly Every Nettlesome Task.
Angela Brett
1984512 
COMPLIANCE
Consequent On Meeting Principles (Laid-out In Agreement) New Chances Ensue
TMcCO"G - Compliance here is thpught of in terms of the Arms Decommissioning involved in the Northern Ireland peace process
1984812 
COMPOSE
Creation Of Musical Pieces Or Something Else
Edwin Hermann
1984437 1984410 
COMPUTER
Crashes Or Mangles Programs Until Technician Emolument Received
Rico Leffanta
1984299 
COMPUTER MAGAZINE
Causes Overeater Mouth Problems, Upset Tummy, Excruciating Rectal Movements And Gastritis - And Zero In Nutritional Elements.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984611 
COMPUTER MAGAZINE (2)
Cook One's Manuals, Perhaps Until Tender, Ensures Roughage. Meals Are Generally Assumed Zero In Nutritional Effects
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984611 
COMPUTERS
Can Only Macintosh Processors Use The Easy-to-Run Software?
Angela Brett
1984299 
COMPUTERS (2)
Convey Others' Messages! Produce Useful Tips! Electronically Run Securely!
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
1984299 
COMPUTER SUPPORT
Chap On My Phone Usually Tries Enabling Repair. Some Unusual 'Puter Problems Often Require Technicians
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984299 
CONAN O'BRIEN
Can Oblong Noggins And Nerdy Oafs Bring Ratings? I Expect Not.
joybutton
1984641 
CONCEITED
Concerning Oneself, Never Chanced Entertaining Inferior Thoughts. Everything's Delightful
Tony McCoy O'Greatest
1984704 
CONCISE
Could Oxford Not Contain Itself in Short Explanations?
Angela Brett, knowing how long the 'Shorter' Oxford English Dictionary is.
1984314 
CONCRETE
Conglomeration Of Natural Congealers Reinforces Every Tall Edifice
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984701 
CONCUPISCENCE
Conflicting Onus Never Concedes Until Penetration  Invades Sentiments Compromising Emotional Nuances Causing Eviction
Rico Leffanta
1984365 
CONDOM
Contraceptive Often Needs Deploying Over Member
Tony McCoy O'Grady, after watching an 'expose' TV programme on teenage sex in England.
1984365 
CONDOM (2)
Cover Often Necessary for Dirty Old Men.
Angela Brett
1984365 
CONDOMINIUM
Connected Or Not, Domiciles Often Mean In-laws Normally Invade, Ultimately Move in
Sean Lamb
1984701 
CONFERENCE
Combatting Omnifarious Nastiness, Fairly Enigmatic Reptiles Exist Near Cairo, Egypt
joybutton
1984398 
CONFESSIONAL
Catholic Or Not, 'Fess Even Small Sins In Our Now Audioproof Locker
Jeff Anonymous
1984701 1984326 
CONFUSED
Cauldron Of Nonconforming Feelings - Understanding Seems Ever Distant.
Angela Brett
1984644 
CONFUSION
Chaos - Office Nitwit's F***ed Up! Situation Is Outrageously Nightmarish
Tnyo CcyoM OdrGay'
1984362 
CONGO
Coups Oust Native Governments Occasionally.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984350 
CONGRATULATIONS
Colleague Offers NewZealander Generous Remarks About Talent. Unique Loki-winning Antipodean That's Included On Newspaper's Successes
Tony McCoy O'Grady, when Angela's <EAT POTATO> won a prize in Loki's creativity column in a newspaper.
1984320 
CONGRESS
Conglomerations Of No-Goods - Really Entirely Self Serving.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984413 
CONGRESS (2)
Copulation, Otherwise Narcissistic Group Repealing Even Social Security?
Jeff Anonymous, discussing two connotations of the word "congress," excepting "opposite of progress."
1984413 1984365 
CONGRESS (3)
Come On! No Group Really Enacts Such Sh*t
Roger Williams
1984413 
CONNECT FOUR
Coloured Ovals Navigated Nicely Ensuring, Cleverly, The Formation Of Unmixed Rows
Angela Brett
1984647 
CONON OF SAMOS
Conic Observations Noted, Offered Numerical Orations to Friend & Senior, Archimedes. Mathematically-Oriented Stargazer.
Angela Brett
1984293 
CONSERVATIVE
Continuously Opposes Novelty, Sees Everything Reactionarily, Violently Against Things It Views "Emergent"
TMcCO'G
1984704 1984413 
CONSTANCE
"Could Other Nation Seize Throne?" Asks Nasty Conniving Englishwoman
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's King John
1984464 
CONSTIPATED
Can One Not Shift This Impacted Pile And Take Energising Dump?
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984488 
CONSTITUTION
Contract Offering Numerous Sequential Tenets Intended To Unitedly Temper Its Own Nation
Patricia Rix
1984476 1984413 
CONSULTANT
Companies Often Need Someone Using Logic To Analyze New Theories
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984485 
CONTINUUM
Can One Not Think It's Never-beginning, Unending, Universal Miracle
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984356 1984353 
CONTROL DESTINY
Conscious Or Not, The Reality Of Life's Deterministic... Everything's Sums, Trajectories, Integrals, 'Ncluding You!
Angela Brett
1984326 
CONVERT
Change One's Neighbour's Vision (by) Extensive Religious Teaching
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984326 
CONVICT
Calculating, Overtly Nefarious Villain In Computer Trade
Angela Brett, finding another villain for the Baddie School roll.
1984254 
COOK
Controls Ordering Of Kitchen
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984557 
COOK (2)
Cuisine Out Of Kilobytes!
Angela Brett
1984611 
COOKIES
Cupboard Of One's Kitchen Is Eternal Source.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984467 
COOKING
Contents Of Our Kitchens Is Now 'Grub'
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984467 
COOLIES
Catchy Outburst On Liking Initial Exposure to Something
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984296 
COOL STUFF
Chill Out - Oh Look, Some Things're Utterly Funky & Fantastic
TMcCO'G
1984311 
CO-OPERATION
Complete Oligarchy Of Petroleum Empires Riles All The Innocent Oil-Needers.
Angela Brett (see <COMPETITION>)
1984605 1984572 
COORDINATOR
Controlling Overseer Of Research & Development Is Necessary Administrator To Obtain "Results"
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984485 
COP
Correct Operational Procedure
Angela Brett, after hearing a character on a police drama use that phrase.
1984752 
COPPER
Commonly Our Police, Properly Earthly Resource
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984323 1984752 
COPS
Crime's Opposers Protect & Serve
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984752 
COPULATE
Constables Outnumber People Usually Late At Tort Events
Rico Leffanta (Cop! You Late!)
1984476 
COPY AND PASTE
Can Original Postings You've Abandoned Now Depart. Perhaps Archive Should Thread Elsewhere
Tony McCoy O'Grady, when it was suggested that some of the old forum threads copied and pasted into an <ARCHIVE>.
1984722 
 COPY PROTECTION SCHEME
Catalyst Of Piracy... Your Purchase Runs On The Elderly CD + Tape Instruments Only... Net Search Compulsory (How Else's Mp3 Extracted?)
Angela Brett, who would like to buy certain CDs but is forced to download them from the internet instead, since copy-protection schemes prevent the CDs from being played in anything other than than my alarm clock. Unfortunately the iTunes Music Store is not available in this country yet, so that means piracy.
1984410 
CORAL
Comfort Of Receiving Another's Love
Angela Brett, referring to what is traditionally the coral (35th) wedding anniversary.
1984626 
CORD
Clogs Oesophagus, Really Dry
Steve Keate (see <DONGLE (3)>)
1984611 
CORD (2)
Chopper Organises Ready Deadwood
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984941 
CORDELIA
Comes Over Really Dignified, Echoing Lear's Inherent Authority
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's (The Tragedy of) King Lear
1984380 
CORE
Centre Of Reactor, Etc.
Angela Brett
1984815 
CORE (2)
Centre, Or Rather, Epicentre
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984815 
CORINTHIANS
Corruption Observed. Renounce Impiety Now. Tolerating Heresy Is A Non-Starter.
Sue Johnson
1984329 
CORIOLIS
Control Of Rotation In One's Loo's Incredibly Slight!
Angela Brett (see http://www.ems.psu.edu/~fraser/Bad/BadCoriolis.html)
1984638 1984899 
CORIOLIS (2)
Circularity Of Rotation Is Oppositional, Loading Is Slow 
TMcCO'G, after Patricia wondered if the Apronyms site is the slowest in the Southern Hemisphere, responded: It's the Coriolis effect. The site loads anti-clockwise in the southern hemisphere and clockwise in the northern. Reverse the polarity of the plug on your computer and all will be as it should be :-)
1985052 
CORN
Chiropodist's Obviously Really Needed
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984488 
CORN (2)
Cob Offers Ready Nutrition
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984467 
CORN (3)
Callous Often Requires Nursing
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984488 
CORNET
Can One Really Need Extra Trumpet-type-thing?
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984680 
CORNFLAKES
Cereal Of Rich Nutrition, Favourably Light And  Known Energy Supply
Edwin Hermann
1984467 
CORNFLAKES MAN
Criminal Of Real Nastiness, Frequently Linked (with) A Killing Epidemic - Seems Modest And Nice.
Tony McCoy O'Grady, thinking up a new name for the Baddy School roll - a cereal killer!
1984395 
CORNWALL
Completely Obeys Regan's Nasty Wickedness - A Loathsome Lord
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's (The Tragedy of) King Lear
1984380 
COROLLA
Cheap Oriental Runabout, Often Lacks Lasting Accelleration
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984710 
CORPORAL
Chevron-Owning Recent Private, Officious, Repulsive And Loathsome
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984587 
CORPORATION
City's Officials Regulate Policy Or Respond Appropriately To Incidents Of Note
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984605 
CORRECTIVE
Complements Optical Refraction - Reading's Easier 'Cause This Improves Vision Everywhere.
Angela Brett, thinking of corrective lenses or laser eye surgery.
1985025 
CORRUPT
Concentrating On Rich Rewards Using Political Tactics
Rico Leffanta
1984413 
CORVETTE
Classic Oldtime Road Vehicle, Elevated Teenager's Testosterone, Evidently
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984710 
COSINE
Coordinate Of Something In Non-eccentric Ellipse
Angela Brett
1984251 
COSTARD
Comes Over (as) Staunch, True And Romantically Devoted
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Love's Labours Lost
1984548 
COSTA RICA
Coffee's One Source To Attract Revenue In Central America.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984350 
COST REDUCTION
Caution On Spending The Rent Elsewhere... Debts Unpaid Cause Trebling Invoices & Ominous Notices.
Angela Brett
1984602 
COST REDUCTION (2)
Cry Of Spend-Thrift: Remember, Everyone - Don't Use Credit. The Interest's Outrageous Nowadays!
Angela Brett
1984602 
COST SAVINGS
Cut Out Silly Things Since Adding Value Is Not Generating Sales
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984605 
COTE D'IVOIRE
Coffee, Oil, Timber Exported. Developed Its Viable Oil Industry Round 'Eighty
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984350 
COTTON
Celebrated Once, Twice... Timespan Of Nuptials.
Angela Brett, referring to what is traditionally the cotton (2nd) wedding anniversary.
1984626 
COTTON (2)
Cloth Or Thread Taken Of Nature
Angela Brett
1984983 
COTTON (3)
Cookability's Overrated - Too Thin On Nutrition
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984986 
COTTON (4)
Chew On This To Obtain Nutrition
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984986 
COUGAR
Cat Of Unusual Grace And Rapacity
Tony McCougar O'Grady
1984494 
COULDS
Completely Off-the-wall, Utopian, Loads-a-money-for Development Suggestions
Tony McCoy O'Grady (see <MUST>)
1984314 
COULOMB
Charge Of Umpteen Leptons, One Magnetism Below
Angela Brett (One Magnetism Below referring to the leptons in question having electromagnetic charge of -1)
1984941 
COUNTDOWN
Carol's On Unusual Numerical Tricks, Dick's On Wordy Natterings
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to a UK television programme and its two hosts.
1984524 
COUNTERFEIT
Creating Own Undetectable Notes To Earn Revenue Freely Evidently Is Tricky
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984476 1984602 
COUNTERFEIT (2)
Coiner Operates Under Noticeable Threat; Every Risky Forgery Extends Illegal Trafficking
Patricia Rix
1984476 1984602 
COUNTESS OLIVIA
Cesario Opens Up Newly Triggered Emotions. Sebastian Strides On Later... Instantly Viola's Identity Announced
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Twelfth Night
1984650 
COUNTRY MUSIC
Crying Out Usual Nasal Twang Rural Yarns Marginally Upsetting Some Idiotic Cowboy
Rico Leffanta
1984410 
COURTEOUS
Civility's Often Used, Resolving (Totally Efficiently) Our Ugly Situations
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984704 
COURTS
Churn Out Unacceptable Rejects To Society
Rico Leffanta
1984476 
COUSIN
Child Of Uncle's Sibling Is Nephew
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984590 
COVER GIRL
Comes Over Very Erotically, Rudely Grinning In Randy Lingerie
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984365 
COW
Cuddly Over - Weight
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
1984494 
COWARD
Cop-Out Will Always Run & Desert
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984704 
COWARD (2)
Craven Oathbreaker Would Always Run - Deathwards
Patricia Rix, thinking of the phrase "A coward dies a thousand (?) times"
1984704 
COWBOYS
Chaps Out West - Break Out Your Sidearms!
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984362 
COWFOOD
Cud in Oesophagus - What Fun to Offer Overprocessed Digestion.
Angela Brett
1984494 
COWGIRL
Cattle-Owning Women Gain Interesting Random Lyrics
Rob Rix, while listening to Cowgirl by Underworld
1984272 
COWS
Creators Of White Stuff
Angela Brett, who saw lots of cows on her bus trips from Auckland to Palmerston North and back.
1984494 
COWS (2)
Common On Wanganui Soil
Angela Brett
1984494 
COWS (3)
Creators Of Wholemilk Sustenance
Angela Brett
1984494 
COWS (4)
Calcium - Osteoporosis Withstanding Substance
Angela Brett
1984494 
COWS (5)
Coloured Often With Splotches
Angela Brett
1984494 
COWS (6)
Cohabitate Often With Sheep
Angela Brett
1984494 
COWS BARN
Charm Or Wit Sufficeth; Bulls Are Randy Nitwits
Rico Leffanta
1984701 
COYOTE
Creatively Organize Your Own Territorial Environment
Tony McCoy O'Grady, when somebody appealed on the Acronyms Forums for acronyms of the name of her home organising business.
1985004 
COYOTE (2)
Cleaning Out Your Old Trash, Efficiently
Tony McCoy O'Grady, when somebody appealed on the Acronyms Forums for acronyms of the name of her home organising business.
1985004 
COYOTE (3)
Company Offers You Ownership (of) That Edifice
Tony McCoy O'Grady, when somebody appealed on the Acronyms Forums for acronyms of the name of her home organising business.
1985004 
COYOTE (4)
Carefully Orienting Your 'Ome/Office Toward Efficiency
Angela Brett, when somebody appealed on the Acronyms Forums for acronyms of the name of her home organising business.
1985004 
COYOTE (5)
Clutter Of Yesterday's Out The Exit!
Angela Brett, when somebody appealed on the Acronyms Forums for acronyms of the name of her home organising business.
1985004 
COYOTE (6)
Clear Out Your Old Things Effortlessly
Angela Brett, when somebody appealed on the Acronyms Forums for acronyms of the name of her home organising business.
1985004 
COYOTE (7)
Closets Overloaded - You're Overly Tidy Elsewhere
Tony McCoy O'Grady and Angela Brett (see COYOTE) thinking of people who have immaculate houses only because they stuff all the junk in a closet whenever someone's coming over.
1985004 
COYOTE (8)
Carving Out Your Own Tidy Enclave
Tony McCoy O'Grady (see <COYOTE>)
1985004 
COYOTE (9)
Company Offers You Our Tidying Expertise
Tony McCoy O'Grady (see <COYOTE>)
1985004 
COYOTE (10)
Changing Over Your Office To Efficiency
Tony McCoy O'Grady (see <COYOTE>)
1985004 
COYOTE (11)
Climbing Over Your Old Trash? Employ--us
Tony McCoy O'Grady (see <COYOTE>)
1985004 
CRACKED
Cup's Ruined As Chip Keeps Expanding Deeper
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984998 
CRAMMED
Creatively Represented, Apronymic Memory. Mnemonics Extra Dense!
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
1984320 
CRANBERRIES
Chanteuse Regularly Acts Nutty. Being Especially Renowned Results In Eccentric Spells
Tony McCoy O'Grady, presumably referring to Angela's favourite band. (See http://acronyms.co.nz/angela/cran.html)
1984416 
CRANBERRY SAUCE
Christmas Recipe - A Nice Berry Enjoyed Regularly Round Yule Season - A Unique Condiment's Enjoyed
Santa Claus
1984848 
CRANE
Can Raise Anything - Neat Engineering
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984353 
CRANIAL NERVES
Complex Reticule (A Network), It All Links Neural Elements Rapidly - Vigorously Establishing Sensations
TMcCO'G
1984443 
CRAP
Challenge Requiring A Professional
Steve Hartsell (referring to CRAP as in "Look at all the CRAP my boss expects me to complete before I go home.")
1984362 
CRAPS
Could Roll A Pass... Seven!
Roger Williams
1984647 
CRAPS (2)
Could Roll A Pair of Sixes
Roger Williams
1984647 
CRASH
Crack Reverberating Around Somewhere Hollow
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984653 
CRASH (2)
Computer-Related Accident... Software Hiccup.
Angela Brett
1984299 
CRASH (3)
Computer Routine Activating Suicidal Hysterics
Rico Leffanta
1984299 
CRAYONS
Colours Recall Affectionately Your Old Nursery School
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984437 
CRAZED
Completely Reality Altering Zaniness - Entirely Deranged
Angela Brett
1984704 1984782 
CREAM OF WHEAT
Callous Rascal Enjoys A Modicum Of Flax While He Expertly Attacks Toddlers
Patricia Rix, who always adds a modicum of flax, whole or ground, to her cream of wheat.
1984395 
CREATIVE
Can('t) Reasonably Expect Another Terrific Inspiration Very Easily.
Angela Brett
1984704 
CREATIVE DIRECTOR
Chap Reviews Each Advertisement That Is Viewed, Ensuring Design Is Researched & Engineered Correctly To Optimise Response
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984485 
CREDIT CARD
Cash Redundant... Expenditure Delayed Indefinitely. The Charges Are Really Desperate!
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984602 
CREDIT CARD (2)
Careless Repeated Extravagence Deepens Interest. That's Clearly A Real Debt!
Roger Williams
1984602 
CREDITS
Contributions Recognised for Everything Done In The Site
Angela Brett, referring to the Credits page at http://acronyms.co.nz/credits.html
1984965 
CRESSIDA
Calchos Requests Exchange - Suddenly She Is Diomedes's Admirer
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Troilus and Cressida
1984302 
CRETIN
Chairman Regulating Email Typography Intranet Networks
Rico Leffanta
1984656 
CRIME
Committing Robbery Is Manifestly Erroneous
Patricia Rix
1984476 
CRIMINAL
Crikey! Random Incidents Made Individual Need Additional Love
Rico Leffanta
1984875 
CRIMINALS: GET WEALTH, POWER, FAME!
Criminals Repent: Invest Mind/Money In Nurturing Altruism/Achievements, Living Sacrificially. Get Eternal Treasure. Wealth Earned Assures Life's/Lasting/Luxe: True Happiness. Power: Omnipotent's Wonderful Encouragement Receive. Fame: Almighty's Measureless Empathy!
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. The Organising Principles of Expansion: 1. Each Word of Apronym Expands to one sentence. 2. Each Word of Apronym is the Expansion of its Initial in the <APRONYM>. These contraints strengthen the <APRONYM>, because the expansion is more predictable. I like that.
1984326 1984476 1984533 
CRIPPLE
 Corporeally Restricted Individual's Parts' Performance Lack Evenness
TMcCO'G
1984488 
CRISIS
Critical Resolution In Situation (of) Intense Speculation
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984353 1984740 
CRISIS RESPONSE
Can't Remember If SOS Is Spelt Right... Everyone Stop Panicking Or Nobody'll Survive Emergency!
Angela Brett
1984938 
CRISP IMAGES
Computer Reproduction of Images - Scanner & Printer Interacting (with) Macintosh Afford Grandma Enlarged Snapshots.
Angela Brett, after finally getting around to start using her colour printer, after getting her scanner working, and discovering that she could greatly enlarge and print a picture of her niece without the printout looking at all grainy. Angela's mother Mary is of course thrilled to be able to print enlargements of photos of her grandchildren, hence the "Grandma" in the expansion.
1984614 
CROATIA
Chiefly Reliant On Attracting Tourism Into Adriatic-region.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984350 
CROSS
Cruciform Reminder Of Suffering Saviour
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984326 
CROSSBOW
Cranks & Ratchets Operation Shot Steel Bolt - Outlawed Weapon
Tony McCoy O'Grady (The crossbow was outlawed by one of the Popes as being an "unChristian" weapon.)
1984764 
CROSS COUNTRY
Competitive Running Often Seems Silly. Charging Over Undulating Natural Terrain Ruins You
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984581 
CROUCHING TIGER, HIDDEN DRAGON
China Rarely Offers Us Chinese Heroines In Native Garments, Testing Integrity Girls Experience Resistance, Here Individuals Defeat Danger Ensnaring Nefarious Demons Raging Against Girl's Own Nature
Rico Leffanta
1984287 
CROWN
Claims Royalty Of Wearer Nobly.
Angela Brett
1984659 
CROWN (2)
Costly Reminder Of Wearer's Nobility
Angela Brett
1984659 
CROWN TOPPER
(a) Crafted Rug - Or - (b) Wholly Natural? Toupe Owner's Pride & Personality Effectively Restored
TMcCO'G - who saw someone today who was more 'Crown Tupper' than 'Crown Topper'.
1985016 
CROWN TOPPER (2)
Curls & Ringlets Obviously Withered, Now Tonsorial Operatives Proffer Perfectly Elegant Replacement
TMcCO'G
1985016 
CRUISE CONTROL
Car Runs Uniformly If Specialty's Engaged Correctly - One Needn't Turn Right Or Left.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984572 
CRYSTAL
Committed Relationship - Yearly Salute That Affection's Lasting
Angela Brett, referring to what is traditionally the crystal (15th) wedding anniversary.
1984626 
CSC
Citizens, Send Cash
Jeff Anonymous (In reference to ezboard.com's premium service)
1984242 1984605 
CSI - MIAMI
Caruso Squashing Injustice -- Magnifying Image As Mortifying Icon
Richard Leppig (that's me) Enjoying CSI, the original, the Vegas version. Now with this Miami edition, it's not about solving crimes anymore, it's about how these gruesome crimes affect David Caruso.  It's becoming pervasive; anything else I see now of a particularly savage nature, I wonder, how would David feel?  He's a crime magnet.  Everywhere something happens, there he is.  It's getting tougher to see just what he's looking at. "David, will you step aside a little?" Well, thanks for letting me vent.
1984524 
CUBA
Communism's Unpopular Bastion, Americawise
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984350 
CUBA (2)
Cigars Used By Americans
Angela Brett
1984350 
CUBE
Completely Unirregular Blocky Entity
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984629 
CUBICLES
Companies Use Businessmen In Claustrophobic Little Environments, Sadly
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984977 1984701 
CUBS
Cute Ursine Babies, Sometimes
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984494 
CUDDLE
Children Usually Do Discover Love Exists
Rico Leffanta
1984365 
CUDDLE (2)
Curb Unholy Desires, Discover Love Emotionally.
Angela Brett
1984365 
CULT
Community Usually Lacking Theology
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984326 
CUPERTINO
Creative Use of Programming Expertise Revolutionalised The Industry in Nonstandard Offices.
Angela Brett, referring to the Cupertino garage in which Apple Computer, Inc, began.
1984872 
CUPERTINO CITY
Computers Unlimited - People Employ Robots To Install Nano-components.  Originally Constructing It Took Years
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984872 
CUPFUL
Content Usually Poured Fully Until Level
Dustan Dowsing
1984467 
CUPID
Creates Ultimate Passions In Duos
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984833 1984365 
CUPPA
Company! Ursula, Please Pour Another.
Angela Brett
1984539 
CUPS
Careful Use Prevents Spillages
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984998 
CURE
Chemicals Used? Remedy's Expected
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984338 
CURFEW
Can't Understand Reason For Evening Wrecker
Angela Brett
1984356 
CURIOUS
Caused Unusual Response I Only Understood Slightly
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984644 
CURIUM
Can Unleash Radiation If Used Meetly.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984323 
CURLS
Coiled, Untamed Ringlets Look Swell!
Angela Brett
1984443 1985013 
CURRICULUM
Course Under Regular Review In College - Unto Library Users Maximum
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984473 
CURRICULUM VITAE
Career's Unlikely References Results In Creating Uncheckable Lies, Usually Magnifying Vocation, Intended To Achieve Employment
Tony McCoy O'Grady (Most CVs wouldn't stand up to careful scrutiny)
1984977 
CURRICULUM VITAE (2)
Cumbersome University Rsum Reflects Institutional Clumsiness, Ultimately Lengthening Usually Moderately-Volumed Information To Amplified Evilness
Jeff Anonymous, noting that a c.v. is a very cumbersome thing, and that there is a reason that resumes are preferable for ninety-nine out of a hundred jobs. (Angela and Tony don't see any such difference between the two, but it's still a good acronym.)
1984977 
CURSE
Can Undo Resource's Software Encoding
Angela Brett (see <YARP>)
1984845 
CURSED
Completely Uncouth Ruffian Swore, Execrating Deity!
TMcCO'G
1984707 1984326 
CURSOR
Computers Usually Rely on Systems Of Recursion
Sean Lamb
1984299 
CURTAIN
Cloth Used Regularly Turns Atmosphere Into Nighttime
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984536 
CURVATION
Circular Undulating Rounded Vehicles Around Tits In Our Nation
2Trppie Inspired by the website http://www.curvation.com
1984896 
CUSS
Creatively Utter Some Sw**rw*rds
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984707 
CUSS (2)
Can't Understand Such Swearing
Angela Brett
1984707 
CUSTOMER REPORTING
Can't Users See That Our Manufacturing Errors Remain Regardless of Everyone Phoning Our Reporting Team? Improvement's Not Gainful.
Angela Brett
1984605 
CUSTOMER SATISFACTION
Could Use Some Training On Making Everyone Remember Store As Terrific. I Shouldn't Force A Client To Investigate Our Neighbours.
Angela Brett
1984605 
CUSTOMER SERVICE
Can't Understand Simple Terms Or Makes Excuses Randomly Says Every Record Vanished Internal Combustion Ensues
Rico Leffanta
1984605 
CUTE
Complete Under Thy Enchantment
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1985013 
CUTEST
Completely Unforgettable Teenager - Exceptionally Sexy Thing
TMcCO'G
1985013 
CYBELE
Can You Believe Everything Lives Eternally?
Rico Leffanta
1984833 
CYCLISTS SHOULD BE CAREFUL
Caution Your Children! Lessons In Safe Transport Should Save Harmful Outcomes..... (Unsafe Learner Drivers, Badly Educated, Cause Accidents) .... Repeat Every Fortnight Until Learnt.
Tony McCoy O'Grady, explaining: My son was knocked down in a collision between his bicycle and a motorcar. He is not badly injured and we are unsure as to who was at fault, but as his father I have decided that the car driver was ;-)
1984572 
CYLINDER
Circular Yet Long, It Neatly Drains Excess Rainwater.
Angela Brett
1984629 
CYMBELINE
Controlled Yet Majestic Briton, Exile Leads Into Nightmarish Experience
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Cymbeline
1984635 
CYNDAQUIL
Complete Yellowbelly - Normally Defensive. Attackers Quickly Understand 'Inflamed Lumbar'
Angela Brett (Cyndaquil is Pokemon #155)
1984284 
CYPRUS
Conflicted Yet Peaceful Really, Under (the) Surface.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984350 
CYST
Cavity - Yet Sore & Tender
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984488 
CYTOLOGY
Cells Your Teacher Obviously Learned Overwhelming Growing Young
Rico Leffanta
1984398 
CZECHOSLOVAKIA
Communist Zone Economically, Comrade Havel Ouster Soviet Led Oligarchy Valiantly And Kremlin-Independence Attained.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984350 
CZECH REPUBLIC
Communist Zone Economically, Comrade Havel Recently Established Popular Uprising Becoming Liberal Independent Country.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984350 
